So that’s actually not her name. Sherman became “Squirm” years ago, and it stuck — it drops you straight into her colorful, freaky, and sort of fucked-up world.
Sarah came to the studio and stuck her head through a magic portal. Here’s where she wound up.
Is there something that you’ve dreamed of doing for a long time?
Making a fuckin movie!!!!!!!!!!!!!! (not the porno kind)
Did you have a job in high school?
Lifeguard for 5 years. Never saved anyone.
Would you rather have seven fingers on each hand or seven toes on each foot?
Fingers... all the better to grab you with!!!!!!
Before making a telephone call, do you rehearse what you are going to say?
No. I spend 10000 million hours a day on the phone. I’m very comfortable on a phone call. I’m a phone girl.
Favorite SNL skits?
Been in that I wrote - EYES
Been in that I didn’t write - Bob Army
Wasn’t in from the past - Boss Dinner
What’s something you’re hoping to get better at?
Everything!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I want to be better at everything. I’m only a little good at some things. I want to get better at everything all the time.
What 90’s movie do you identify with most?
Your most-used phrase or catchphrase?
I’m hungrier than a bitch.
Watch her magical special Sarah Squirm: Live + in the Flesh on HBO. Text me after!
Retouching by Zach Vitale
Makeup by Will Sullivan
Set design, creative direction and photo by Dev Bowman
Developed and scanned in partnership with Nice Film Club
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The wardrobe malfunction she’s never publicly explained.